Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between a motorcycle and a mutilated body?
I don’t have a motorcycle in my garage.
You could be sitting alone and still be the dumbest person in the room.
What type of tea do you drink with the Queen of England?
Royal-tea.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Josh: What’s the useless piece of skin around the vagina called?
Daniel: Isn’t it the women?
Josh: Oh yes, that’s right.
Kid: I have the corona virus!
Nurse: Here is an ice pack.
What's the difference between a pile of dead bodies and a computer?
I don't know, I have both!
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
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What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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