Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Library

    • I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

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    • Orphan

    • Why do orphans use water for their cereal?

    Because their dad never came back with the milk.

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    • Prank

    • Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

    Orphan

    • Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."

    Me: "You should be Batman."

    Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...

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    • Orphanage

    • All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

    What's that? said the orphans.

    Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

    What's the IJK?

    I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • Talk

    • Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?

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    • Difference

    • What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.

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