Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Happy new year! 🥳
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Grandma.
Grandma who?
I didn't know you could yodel!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?
A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.
I was making fun of an orphan, then I realized he tracked me down. I made a bad decision. He was Batman!
What's the difference between a baby and a brick?
A brick doesn't cry when you throw it on a wall.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.