Orphan's Cereal

Alright, listen up, Ben. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, so let me break this down for ya. The joke is about an orphan, see? An orphan is a kid who doesn't have parents. And the joke plays on the sad fact that orphans often don't have things that other kids do, like a dad who goes to the store for milk. It's a dark way to make a silly scenario funny, kinda like you trying to be funny.