Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you... wait... also the regret after.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
Either way, they’ll kill your dog.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
Why the hell would I go to a shooting range when I could go to school and do it for free?
How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?
That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What does Can do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Because every time they’re at the corner, they build a store.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
I hooked up with my German girlfriend, but I kept on getting distracted when she kept yelling her age.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.