Worst Jokes Ever
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
A strong woman.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, the train.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
2001/9/11, that day was fire.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.