Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.
Yeah, so why can't a blind woman drive?
Exactly, cuz she's a woman.
Your hairline is so far back, even Vegeta laughed at it!
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV and I missed 12 episodes!
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? 'Cause they can’t find home plate.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Madeline McCann must have been homeless or something, she was sure eager for the free candy.
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?
One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
My girlfriend told me her lips were dry, and she had the audacity to get mad at me for telling her to walk.