Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is a spy <3, just like in bed.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, then why was 10 afraid?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Am I a guard or a guava?
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Big Dik
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
Imagine. Kobe could not.