Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
If I was God, my parents would be anesthetists.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
Jo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn't fit!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
What's America's best class?
Gun 101.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
When a deaf person is on trial, is it really considered a hearing?
When an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
I am an orphan...
Tamales.
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
I was in Afghanistan and I had been captured by the Taliban. I was going to get the death penalty.
Suddenly a man came out of nowhere and offered to take the penalty. It was my idolo Penaldo. He missed the penalty. Now I will die. Shame on u Penaldo!
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Pillsbury was a fruit.
My grandpa was the best soldier ever. He gunned down over 100 soldiers in his bunker during D-Day.