Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan cross the road?
So he can be hit by a car and be reunited with his parents.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
There was a girl called Millie, and she had sexy blond hair, and she wanted to chase me, but I told her she had to catch me first if she loves me.
How many Sallys does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, she was electrocuted.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
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Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Trump did 1/6.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”