Worst Jokes Ever
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
A strong woman.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.