Worst Jokes Ever
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What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elf-abet.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Did you know that lots of graves are put in churchyards?
Yeah, they're pretty holey.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. It just "waved!"
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
911 help. Hello?
Never mind, forget it. You're so stupid 😡😡😡😡😏
Why did the orphans go to the church?
Because they need someone to call "father."