Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
A bully says, "I get 10x more girls than you" to a gay kid.
Then the gay kid says, "10 X 0 is still 0."
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Yo mama is such a creep; she thought PTSD stood for "Please Touch Small Dicks."