Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
Did you know the "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
Kid: There is no "f" in "orphan."
There is no family.
Stop with the emojis. They kinda just make the joke cringy. For example: How many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? Well, it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. See how cringy it is. I mean sure, it's a dumb example, but still, just at least less emojis.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I hate you.
I hate you who?
You hate me?? Rude!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
Why did the question come to life? Answer: The adding, subtracting, times, dividing by, and equals signs came to life and squished pages.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because he was riding the chicken!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Uremn es abarancin yngnumma gety asuma qshi tun?
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
A student asked a teacher, "How do you pronounce this word? It's spelled A-L-L-I-E-D."
The teacher was about to answer, but then the student said, "Actually, I know how to pronounce it. I lied!" (allied)
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Don't trust atoms, people, they make up everything!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."