Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
Today, I filmed an unboxing video at my friend's funeral.
His parents weren't too happy.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Are you the Twin Towers? 'Cause you sure upgraded.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
You live in the airport.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Today, I asked my phone "Siri" why am I still single, and it activated the front camera.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Your mum is so fat, when she roleplayed Wonder Woman, she couldn't fit in the invisible jet.