Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
"My wife is so crazy," said Beatem's McSmasher.
"Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch.
"She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!"
"You getting kicked out, bro?"
"Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor."
"Is she one of them woke bitches?"
A rich guy and a poor guy have their wedding anniversary on the same day. They meet each other at the shopping complex.
The poor guy asks the rich guy, "What'd you get for your wife today?"
The rich guy replies, "I got her a diamond ring and a Mercedes."
The poor guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The rich guy says, "If she doesn't like the diamond ring, then she can return it in her Mercedes."
The rich guy asks the poor guy, "What'd you get for your wife?"
The poor guy says, "I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo."
The rich guy asks, "Why did you get two gifts for her?"
The poor guy says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, then she can go f*** herself."
Anybody who doesn't like Pepsi is a Coke-sucker!
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why shouldnāt you play cards in Africa?
'Cause thereās too many cheetahs.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubikās cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.