Worst Jokes Ever

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

Suck!

I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were, and he started crying more.

Anyway, working at an orphanage is fun.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't hit a home run.

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't find home base.

Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

You know, the strangest things happen. My mom said, "Step on a crack, you break your mama's back, but if you step on a line, you break your father's spine." I stepped on the line. It didn't break his spine. Mom, who is my father?

Why can't people understand these jokes?

My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.

You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

Two friends fighting.

Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"

Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Mohe?

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?

One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.