Worst Jokes Ever
Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
"I got that dawg in me," said the Asian men after lunch.
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.
What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?
Their place.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.