Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What is the other word for an orphan?
Paren't.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.