Worst Jokes Ever

Cars are like bullets; you jump in front of one, and they solve all your problems.

I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"

Then I start to think I was the problem :(

Just kidding, fuck that asshole!

Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!

I am awesome, look at me!

I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:

"You need to park a little closer."

Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?

Because they're good at separating colors.

All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"

Yo momma so fat, when she farted the Big Bang occurred.

In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.

Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?

What do you call a midget born from precum?

"Half Nut!"

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.

Titanic is more bent than a hairline.

The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.

Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.