Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
How do sick Mexicans say hello?
"Ebola."
The dear God created the man.
Then he created woman.
When he then saw what he had done, he took care of tobacco and alcohol.
I'll call your mom a cow, but which one?
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Your mama so fat, it took all the trees to build her a coffin.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.