Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why don't orphans play tag?
Because there's no one to catch.
God: I feel like I'm forgetting something... oh no, Earth! *sees it on fire* Oh, it's fine.
People of Earth: *running and screaming*
Santen: *to God* Really?
What do you call Joe from Family Guy in an electric wheelchair?
RoboCop.
For some reason, my mom likes to lick and suck on hotdogs. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!
Tried making 9/11 jokes, but none of it kept falling apart.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?
Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."
What did the plane say to the towers: "Can't go over it, can't go under it, oh no, we got to go through it."
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.