Worst Jokes Ever
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
I arrived at a restaurant early and the manager said, "Do you mind waiting a bit?" I said, "I don’t mind," and he said, "OK. Take these trays to table 9."
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?
"Dirty bitch, you are."
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Did you hear Palpatine is sewing Nike?
Stole his slogan, just do it!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
A buddy and I checked out some books from a local library. When we returned them, he said, "Your sister works the returns, right?" I told him, "Yes, she does, and she will be here in about five minutes." He said, "Why don’t we put a cookbook in the women’s sports section?" I told him, "I love it!" So I picked out a Reese Witherspoon book.
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.
What is a terrorist's first move in chess?
C4.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What do priests give children?
Syphilis.