Worst Jokes Ever
Me when people ask how old my girlfriends are:
"There's 2, there're 4, there're 6, there're 8."
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
I didn't break my back in the accident, thankfully.
But I can break yours today, hopefully.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Who?" "Knock, knock you."
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth, then it's a soap opera.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Lions = gay pride.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.