Worst Jokes Ever
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why can't orphans make dad jokes? Because they don't have one.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay! We can play that game!”
TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
Kylin fucks his sister.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Knock, knock.
You suck my iron with you and mommy.
Gay people.
When you fall asleep on the couch and wake up in your bed.
But you know you live alone.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.