Worst Jokes Ever
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
With a taste test.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Did you hear about the deaf guy's STI?
He got hearing aids.
What do you call a blowjob in Africa?
Breakfast.
The term "every 60 seconds" is so stupid.
You know Africans don’t get seconds.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
How does the cop respond to being called racist?
He said, "How can I be racist? My wife's eyes [are] black."
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree?
It died before them.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
Why can’t Homer Simpson bring his family into Moe’s Tavern?
Because there’s a bartender in there.
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?
Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.