Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know why they call me battery saver?
I get turned on when it’s below 10%.
They say you should love your neighbor. Does that mean I have to love the president?
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What’s something you can say at the funeral but also in bed?
"Damn, that's really stiff!"
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have five fingers, two of them are for you.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
What movie does an orphan hate?
"Spider-Man: Far From Home."
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.