Worst Jokes Ever
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.