Worst Jokes Ever
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
You're so fat you need butter to get in the car.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
POV: Me going to jail after giving the orphan kid a computer without the motherboard.
Your mama so fat, she caused a traffic jam just by crossing the street.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Your forehead is deeper than the ocean.
Dee.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
The earth was flat until they buried your mom.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
What is the difference between a Libertarian and a dumb polack?
Not much difference.
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.