Worst Jokes Ever
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some cash withdrawals.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme-n-Sneakers.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A Rhyme Rover.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?
"Mhm... So you're gay?" -Darling
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?
Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀
What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.