Worst Jokes Ever
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
His gay ass dad.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
My dog died today. 😥
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
If you're cleaning a vacuum, aren't you the vacuum cleaner?
For all the planes who are flying alone, you're not dying on your own.
What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why do orphans live on buses?
They never have a home to stop at.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
What type of people have the record of the most amount of stories read?
Emos, they're still in the air.