Worst Jokes Ever

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!

What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?

F-Juan Fifty.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do: tell their parents?

POV: I threw a paper airplane between the two twins, class.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.

I have had it up to here with you.

(Then there Hight.)

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I called an orphan Spiderman because he's "no way home."

What movie do orphans relate to the most?

- Home Alone

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

Why do orphans hate cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.