Worst Jokes Ever

How do you know Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?

Batman returns.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

Why does everyone call me racist?

My shadow is black.

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"