Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

A strong woman.

British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"

A father asked his son, Little Johnny, if he knew about the birds and the bees. “I don’t want to know!” Little Johnny said, exploding and bursting into tears.

Confused, his father asked Little Johnny what was wrong. “Oh, Pop,” Johnny sobbed, “For me there was no Santa Claus at age six, no Easter Bunny at seven, and no Tooth Fairy at eight. And if you’re telling me now that grownups don’t really have sex, I’ve got nothing left to live for!”

Your hairline be lookin' like my negative bank account balance -1,000,000.

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.

Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names.