Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny is with his dad behind a garbage truck when a dildo thumps the windshield.
To protect Little Johnny's innocence, he says, "That was an insect."
Little Johnny replies, "I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
What do a blind kid and an orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
This lady has 2 parrots that only say one thing: "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?"
So she goes and tells her pastor. He responds with, "I have two parrots as well, they are always praying, and they have everything that a parrot needs to be a Christian. Maybe if we put our parrots together, mine will fix yours."
They proceed to do so, and the lady's parrots say, "Hi, we're prostitutes, wanna have some fun?" and the pastor's parrots reply with "Johnny, drop your beads and lift your heads, our prayers have been answered!"
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
Hello explain bear my love 💕💕
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.