Worst Jokes Ever
Why can you punch an orphan and get away with it?
Because what is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Roses are red, my blood is too, And I've been seeing it a lot more, since I've lost you.
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
What animal lies? A lion.
What does the Fox say?
Fraka - kaka - kaka - kow.
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!
Yesterday I asked my friend, "What is a fish without eyes?"
They replied, "I don’t know."
I said, "Fsh."
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Q: Why do I like bone jokes so much?
A: Because they are humerus.
What did the man's dick say to the man?
I just can't "hand"le it!
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What did the blind man say on Christmas?
"I can feel your presents!"
Butthole.
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.