Worst Jokes Ever
What’s an orphan’s least favorite school event? Homecoming!
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
If you're waiting for a waiter at a restaurant, aren't you the waiter?
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
How do you end an argument with an emo? Kick the chair.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.