Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.

One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.

Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.

Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?

Because they return eventually.

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?