Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never learned how to home cook.
Poop Jackson.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Your haircut is worse than James Charles picking a gender.
Why is England bad at chess?
'Cause they lost their queen.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Your hairline goes back so far, it dated Zeus.
What mistake did the manager of the Twin Towers make?
He replaced all the window cleaners with 2 commercial jets.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
Why is it that orphans love Frisbees so much?
Because they return eventually.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
What is an orphan's favorite costume? Batman!
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.