Worst Jokes Ever
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
My last relationship ended because I didn’t open the car door for her. Instead, I just went to the top of the water.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Wow, I can't believe you'd take the time to read this!
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears!
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
...
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
You just made a Mist-ake.
I don't want to die.
Anyone here a spoon?
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!