Worst Jokes Ever
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
I didn't trip and fall... I attacked the floor, and I believe I am winning :3
Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!
Biggest joke?
[Image of Zac Efron]
A baby seal walks into a club...
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
Yo mamma so ugly that even God said, "Be gone, DEMON!"
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Why did Sally fail her final exam?
Because she had nothing written down.
Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.
That camping trip was in-tents.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"I'm lagging."
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.