Worst Jokes Ever
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the other side.
People wonder why our generation grew up so sarcastic.
"Hey, how do I look?"
"With your eyes, Joe."
Today, I invented a new word: "plagiarism."
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have anty-bodies.
Are you a mirror, because I see myself in you?
I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*