Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Redundant.
Sadly, blind jokes are cruel. A kid at my school was punched the other day for being blind.
Sadly, he didn't see it coming.
What is yellow and does not float well?
A school bus.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
What pants do you wear to church? Hole-y ones.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
What knight is never wrong?
Sir Tain.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued.
Your flesh was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
A single sentence walks into a bar.