Worst Jokes Ever
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.