Worst Jokes Ever
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!