Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
The news of the brother getting sucked off regularly by his sister spread really fast... all over her face 🤤.
Why is a pro fighter like a fisher?
They both can throw a hook.
Where do sex addicts go when they need to talk? Hoe-and-Tell.
You don't need brains to be a Boss.
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should be Boss since we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."
The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.
Within a short time, the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic, and the brain fevered. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral Of The Story: You don't need a brain to be a Boss----any asshole will do.
What did one brain cell say to the other brain cell?
"I think I feel a connection!"
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Children are like farts.
You can only tolerate your own.
Who's a pineapple? I'm a pineapple... Yass.
Teacher and kid.
Kid: Hey, teacher.
Teacher: Yes?
Kid: Would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not.
Kid: Well, I didn't do my homework!
Why do they tell actors to "break a leg"?
Because every play has a cast.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?