Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What’s one thing that a gay person is scared of?
A gay guy that’s straight!
What to gift a child molester who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers.
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?
Poke me, mon.
What looks like peanut butter and jelly, and makes a woman scream?
Afterbirth.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."
JK.
Germany: As long as America stays out of the war, we should win.
Japan: *bombing Pearl Harbor* Cowabunga It Is!!
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
"I created the Human Torch."
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!