Worst Jokes Ever
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
We should bully foster parents more for raising parent-less nobodies.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?
Both of them are just full of shit.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Kobe got irl canceled.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
Why are we still fighting in darkness?
"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.
I made a website about orphans.
But I can’t make a home page.