Worst Jokes Ever
There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Without other people's dicks in it.
I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
Where do boats go when they get sick? The dock.
I tried to think of how lighting works.
Then it struck me!
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far from the wall. The cord unplugged.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
Who is king of the insects?
The Monarch.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
Who are the world's fastest readers?
9/11 victims. 100 stories in 11 seconds.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.