Worst Jokes Ever
Why are colds such bad robbers?
Because they're so easy to catch.
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Josh: Tell me something funny.
Mark: My life.
You want to hear a joke about pizza?
Sorry! Can't tell ya, it's too cheesy!
A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"
And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"
What do skeletons say before they eat?
Bone appétit. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
Omnom.
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.