Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

What can you tell [as] a difference between [a] man and a woman [in a] relationship?

Both of them are just full of shit.

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.

Why are we still fighting in darkness?

"Mission failed, soldier, we will get 'em next time."

Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.

Teacher: Why are you late!

Girl: I need my beauty sleep.

Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

People always often say to someone who are thinking about suicide that's the easy way out. Don't give up! All I say is I'm not giving up, just I'm giving in, and does it really seem like it's the easiest way out? I don't think so, it's probably the hardest if you ask me, or I would have done it already, but someone's got to do it.

I made a website about orphans.

But I can’t make a home page.