Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Eat my ass!

Is "butt check" one word, or do I have to spread it?

Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

What do you call Yakub with no eyes?

No eyes Yakub.

One day I met a blind guy and I said, "You should see Mt. Cheaha!"

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They don't know where home is! 🤣

Teachers: Whenever there’s a school shooting, hide under the desk.

Students: Hiding under desk.

Shooter: Well, no one’s in here!

Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.