Worst Jokes Ever
Sun.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
How do you get chewing gum out of a child's hair? Cancer.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Joke.
A Muslim enters a building...
Along with 500 passengers and an airplane.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.