Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn’t make enough shadow clones to surround her.
How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.
*funny joke about dicks*
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.
Poor fella fell off the guard tower.
I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...
Kyle's penis is small.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
So, my dad was drinking, so he was drunk, and I was sad. But can you be my friend, please?
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
What do a gay man and a tumbleweed have in common?
They blow and blow until they wind up on a fence in Wyoming.
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
Why is it cold in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.