Worst Jokes Ever
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What’s yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
I can't wait to see Uranus! 😂
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Old Mother Riley, had a fat cow.
She milked it and milked it but didn't know how, she pulled his tail, pulled his tits. Old Mother Riley was covered in sh!t.
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.
A student got a bad letter grade, so the next day he came back with his own letter grade in his backpack: an A-K47.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
They finally made a movie about a clock, about time.
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Salman Rushdie got a new book out.
It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."
Q: Why did Sally get beat up?
A: She couldn’t fight back.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I accidentally bumped into a midget yesterday.
Me: "Are you ok sir?"
Midget: "Well, I'm not happy."
Me: "Well, which one are ya?"