Worst Jokes Ever
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Hit 'em with the 1, 2, Jeffery Dahmer!
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
Stephen Hawking said there is no god.
God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
My friend is gonna release an air strike. There has to be at least 20 confirmed toilet kills.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
I'm stumped.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.