Worst Jokes Ever
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."
What did the mouse đ say when his friend broke their teeth?
Hard cheese! đ§đ
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Do you have a halo, cause I can give you one.
I have had an obsession with soap. Donât worry, I am all clean now!
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down, sport!
What do you get when you cross a pedophile and an elementary school? Predator 3.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
Someone threw a cup at my eye. I told 911 that I was mugged.
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
Taja?
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean youâre siblings?
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
Whatâs the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherlandâs wrist?
Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Get in the van, or I'll kill you.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!