Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Bruh, don't be punny.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
My mom said if I'm awake playing Roblox still, she said she was going to bang my head against the keyboard. hxhdhduhxbsfj.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.