Worst Jokes Ever

What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?

A bolder choice.

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.

I'm sorry m8.

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

His life.

Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?

A jump rope!

Why did the child drop their ice cream?

They got hit by a bus.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So that they had someone to call father.

What do you call a devil texting you? Travelers on the way. 😈🤣

Hi Trent!

Hi Bradyeeeeeeee!

A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.

No joke!

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me.

It means a lot!

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.

I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.