Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
I remember the time Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... too bad it was so short he couldn’t find any.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
When the school shooter enters the classroom and it's the quiet kid's dad.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What is an animal that kids get for Christmas and can easily give to someone else?
A white elephant.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well, your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you don't even know how to do that.
And your IQ is 5.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What is a kind thing to say to someone and what is a rude thing to say to someone?
Kind thing to say to someone: You are the most perfect you there is. Your outlook on life is amaz- (BLAH, BLAH, BLAH ENOUGH!)
Rudist thing to say too someone: You more uglyer than my mama's boyfriend. You are a son of a b word! Okay that is so much rude and why you can say that to a tree but anyway not the point. Bonus: The world's most weirdest name to say to a girl, is Nutter butter, we know that's a weird *and* stupid name because she is not nutter or butter she is a person not a thing! Oh well bye!!!!
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.
Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.
I'm so confused. Who is Gwen? The only Gwen I can think of is the one from Spiderman. 😂
Why does an orphan cry on Thanksgiving?
Family gathering.