Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
'Cause he wanted higher grades.
This morning I woke up, then took a bath with some chocolate mud. At first, when I turned the damn flossers on, I noticed it wasn't water. It was all chocolate mud, and now my body is all chocolatey.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
My pp.
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
Frank.
Mustard
"Yooby Fo Birthday boy."
Capital Of San Marino?
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.