Worst Jokes Ever
I wonder if any of these people are still alive.
Anyways,
When I arrived at the pearly gates when I died, the guardian asked me how I died. I told him I was just hanging around.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.
Every time a Light Saber goes off, it's just a Jedi Master getting hard over a kid. Lol.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans use a phone?
Because they don't have a home screen.
Why do kids like to pick on orphans?
Because they can't call their parents.
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.