Worst Jokes Ever
Ironic that this page is dead.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken!
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
Why was the slave so happy? Because he got his master's degree.
Why didn't the drummer play?
Because he got a percussion.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Have you heard about the canoe sale down the road? It was an ordeal.
How do you annoy Pinocchio?
Ask him, "Do you always tell lies?"
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
Why was the sheep arrested?
Because he did a "ewe" turn on a motorway.
I still remember my dad's last words: "Don't worry son, Allah will be pleased."
My friend David lost his ID.
Now he is just Dav.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me.
Mÿ pp.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.