Worst Jokes Ever
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
Sydney Drake is hot. ⛓🖤🥺😩
How do you cut your grass without a lawnmower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
To all my haters, keep sucking. I'm about to cum.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Bro, the US keeps bullying the UK because the queen died, and do you know the meme "No Bitches?" Yeah, they put "No Queen" instead. And guess what? The UK replied this time and said, "No Towers?" I was shocked. UK's most devious lick.
Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?
So he could be called Father Les.
I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.
Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.