Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get a depressed person to jump?
Put them on a bridge.
This is a true fact, the letter "F" in orphan stands for family.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
What do you call it when Panera Bread is a book?
Panera Read.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.