Worst Jokes Ever

What is the only part of a vegetable you can’t eat?

The wheelchair.

Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."

Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

I went for a job interview today, and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible!"

How do you punish a blind person?

Hand them a gun and tell them it’s a hairdryer.

Are you angry?

Go bully an orphan!

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.

The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.

The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.

In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.

A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.

Cashier: Is this your final purchase?

Customer: Actually, yes it is!

I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!

What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?

Kim Kong Coon.

I thought I saw a cool sticker on my office window, then I realized it was getting bigger and bigger.

Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?

DeterMIENATION