Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
What is long, yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the best thing about f*cking twenty-eight-year-olds?
There's twenty of them.
What does a man with no arms or legs do on Halloween?
Nothing.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
A man was hitting a woman with his d*ck. Someone ran up to the man and said, "That's domestic violence!" The man replied with, "No, it's not domestic violence, it's dumbass-d*ck violence!"
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
How do you tell a child they have cancer?
With a smile on your face.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Friend: Why don't you cut your hair?
Me: Dunno, but I'll probably cut my wrists first.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?