Worst Jokes Ever
My parents found my YT channel. I hate myself now, and I'm emotional.
SELF HARM
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind...
...but it will allow ugly people to get laid.
Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.
“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.
I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
I wasn't going to have a brain transplant...
But then I changed my mind.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
I'm sorry m8.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Why was the Pokemon under your bed? So it can Pikachu.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
You can't lose Kahoot if you "kashoot" the class first.
What is the chair's favorite person?
A sit-izen.
Lewis Clow
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.