Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
How do you stop an argument between two deaf people? Switch off the lights.
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?
In a dog pound, people actually want them.
What is the best joke of all time?
Feminism.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicidal vest?
A suicidal vest actually works when triggered.
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?
A male Duck on Viagra.