Worst Jokes Ever
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like, “Just open your mouth and close your eyes!”
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Bruh, don't be punny.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
What is an orphan’s least favorite children’s game?
House.
"Hi, this is Dave's orphanage—you make it, we take it."
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.