Worst Jokes Ever
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"
Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Dad, I hate you!
You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.