Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:

"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”