Worst Jokes Ever
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
A sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.
-- Jeffery Dahmer
What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?
"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."
I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
I posted up on my story that I got a new cut. My friends and family called the cops...
I used to be emo.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.