Worst Jokes Ever
What did one alligator say to the other alligator?
"Let’s go for an all-in-one buffet!"
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
I call my dad a motherfucker because he fucked my mom.
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
McDonald's was originally called "Mac and Dick," so, if you think about it, you could be enjoying a Big Dick instead of a Big Mac.
Why don’t clams like to share?
Because they’re very shellfish.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victim's Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..."
Me: "Honestly... Probably his ass."
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.