Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up like an altar boy.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They don’t know what a home page is.
I am your leader.
A guy who just got robbed says, "I've been hacked, and the hacker ransomware!"
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.