Worst Jokes Ever
I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why can't Juice WRLD hit rock bottom?
Because he's too high.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
Why did Santa stop at three ho's?
Ms. Claus caught him.
If your parachute fails midair, remember, you have the rest of your life to fix it.
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Haters are hating. I'm still alluring, but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
My friend says, "You should try Oreos with water."
Me: No, because my dad actually came back with the milf.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.