Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can phone home.

German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys.

American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun.

African XP farms: Cotton field.

Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.

Today my biology teacher asked me what's commonly found in a cell......... And apparently "black people" isn't the right answer.

Why can orphans travel around so much?

A. They never get homesick.

What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?

Forever 21.

Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"

“My Mum told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given.

I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.”

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?

Q: What did people say when Kim Kardashian was at the beach?

A: Stop littering!

Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Dough Boy?

A: A red-headed bitch with a yeast infection.

What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.

What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?

Neither can see their parents.

What school can’t orphans go to?

Home school.

What type of flower does an orphan use?

Self-raising flour.

Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!

Why was the orphan stupid?

Because his parents couldn't guide him.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

"No Way Home."

What's the similarity between my son and a rug from eBay? I asked for a refund.

Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.