Worst Jokes Ever
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
What do you call a ruptured Chinese man?
One Hung Lo.
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
I was digging a hole in the garden when I found some gold coins.
I was about to run and tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging a hole in the garden...
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
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Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.