Worst Jokes Ever

A man walks into a bar... Oww!

An Irishman walked past a bar.

Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?

Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.

Yesterday I went to a lightbulb party, and it was lit.

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

Why do people drink Starbucks? Because it's too hot to handle!

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

Why is Santa's sack so big?

Because he comes once a year.

I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.

What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

What do you call a man with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?

"Tom and Jerry!"

What did the meditating egg say?

A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents. My one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick. I raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick.

Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.

What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.