Worst Jokes Ever
What has hands but can’t clap?
A thalidomide baby.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
A baby penguin sat on an iceberg. The baby penguin watched the Titanic sink.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Roses are red, bow down to your master, children are fast, but I am faster.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first?
The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Why did the chickens cross the road?
To get to KFC.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"