Worst Jokes Ever
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
What is Jesus's favorite exercise? Cross fit.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Step on your small sister's foot, she will always open her mouth like a dustbin.
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldnāt find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Why canāt an orphan play baseball?
Because they donāt know where home is.
Q: What do kidnappers and rapists have in common?
H: It's similar to shoes.
A: White Vans.
What's the difference between Madeline McCann and Batman?
Batman returns.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
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