Worst Jokes Ever
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
How are orphans like broken pencils?
Neither of them have points.
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
Do you know that no one finds Hitler a great guy?
But he really saved the History Channel.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."