Worst Jokes Ever
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo!
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
How many times does 47 fit into 9?
Get in the van and find out.
Why did the crumb cake isolate himself? He had a crumbling social life.