Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
A suicidal customer walks into a gun store.
Cashier: Is this your final purchase?
Customer: Actually, yes it is!
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.
Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
My doctor asked my brother if anyone in the family suffers from mental illness.
He replied: "No, we all seem to rather enjoy it!"
You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.