Worst Jokes Ever
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”