Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big that you can see the whole world before you do!
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Guys, look at the comments, omg!
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have a “mother’s” or “father’s” day!
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.