Worst Jokes Ever
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
Q: What do you say to a kid who threatens to beat you up?
A: We can always rearrange your liver 😏
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
I stepped on a cornflake. They accused me of being a serial killer.