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Six and Seven Number Relation Factoid Punned Out Loud For Your Enjoyment (Not Really Though!)

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3 years ago ยท
  • Why was 6 scared of 7?

    'Cause 7 8 9.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, dummy. You are probably the kinda guy who can't count past his own fingers and toes. This joke is funny because seven "ate" (8) nine (9). It's a play on word, get it? Seven is a cannibal!

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