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Six and Seven Number Relation Factoid Punned Out Loud For Your Enjoyment (Not Really Though!)

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3 years ago
  • Why was 6 scared of 7?

    'Cause 7 8 9.

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    Listen here, dummy. You are probably the kinda guy who can't count past his own fingers and toes. This joke is funny because seven "ate" (8) nine (9). It's a play on word, get it? Seven is a cannibal!

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