Ligma Sufferer

Alright, listen up, buttercup. You, with your brain smoother than a baby's bottom, probably don't get this. "Ligma" sounds like "lick ma," which is a setup for a dumb joke where you ask, "Ligma what?" and the other person says, "Lick ma balls." It's peak comedy for middle schoolers and people who never grew up. You fit right in, champ.