Worst Jokes Ever
Bomb.
What’s the difference between cancer and my brother?
My brother didn’t beat cancer.
Why is the white guy in prison scarier than a black guy in prison?
Because the white guy actually did it.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Hi, I am Bill.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
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What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?