Worst Jokes Ever
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
Mushroom?
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Creeper?
What is Thanos's favorite video game?
Pokémon Snap.
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.