Worst Jokes Ever
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
A truck carrying Vicks VapoRub overturned on the highway. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours straight.
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
What does the Bible stand for?
Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
Don't bully.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes: Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.