Worst Jokes Ever
What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice until she finally gets it.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.
Why did the skeleton go to jail?
Because he was bad to the bone!
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What was the last thing that went through Aiden's head before he died?
His elbow.
What's the difference between a dog and a rapist?
At least the rapist adds a bit of foreplay before he starts humping people.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Curiosity killed the cat.
But for a while, I was a suspect.
What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?
"Deja moo!"
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
To master puns, you got to relish them first. That's how I must(ar)d it. Who knows, maybe you will ketchup to my level.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?