Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
You're gay.
Bro, I am straighter than the pole that your mom dances on for me every night.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
I've been trying to use Google Maps in Ukraine, but I couldn't because I only saw Russia.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Shut the f*ck up.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.