Worst Jokes Ever
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
You are all going to be pun-ished!
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What do you call an otter video game that is about robbing?-
Grand Theft Otter!
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.
Where do cows stop to drink?
The Milky Way!
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.