Worst Jokes Ever
Women are like grenades: you pull the ring and BOOM, the house is gone!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
What's fat and wanks over his mom?
Guy Sheppard.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.
A note for my History Teacher:
Frick frack apple jack tic tac sick sack Mr. Khan and give him a big fat whack 'cause his teaching's got lack, his system I will hack and through the screen I'll give him a smack. I'll throw him on the clothing rack. On his seat I'll put thumb tacks, I'll break his momma's back... and he'll never come back.
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Q: What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
A: Alien vs. Predator.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
Yo mama so poor, she used a KFC bucket as a rain hat.
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!