Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an Asian k9? E10
Q: How do emo kids complement each other?
A: I like your cuts g.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't stand for the pledge. She was in a wheelchair.
My wheelchair-bound friend was getting bullied, so I told him to stand up for himself.
A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.
The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
People wear chokers, and I'm a choker too, because I tried to choke myself 6 times.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
I was walking down the street when I saw my ex-girlfriend, so I fucked her. Turns out it was her identical twins that she never told me about.
And I decided to confront her. So I did the next time I saw her, but this time it was her identical triplet. There are 3 of them...
AND SHE NEVER BROUGHT THAT UP IN THE 7 YEARS I WAS DATING HER!
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
What kind of band never plays music?
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
Your hairline goes so far back your mom can't even reach it.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.