Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
What was the last thing that crossed Princess Diana's mind?
The steering wheel.
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
I remember Grandpa's last words, "Oh, shit! It's in drive!"
Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubix cube into pussy.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
One day a guy named Carson is called a jerk, and he says, "I went to a party with my girlfriend, and this random guy walks up to us and says, 'Can I borrow your girlfriend for 30 minutes?' I say yes, and he takes her upstairs. It was not only 30 minutes, but an hour. When she came back down, she was out of breath, so I knew it was a pretty intense conversation." This happens about 3 more times that night.
But as I was saying, only a nice guy would let his girlfriend make friends with other guys. 😊😇
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
What do you call a man with a curly toe?
Carlito.
What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?
Reload... chhchhhh.
I don't have much motivation for things, that's why I haven't yet killed myself, hehe.
How did the Mexican girl get pregnant? Her teacher told her to do his essay.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
The Middle Ages were called the dark ages because there were too many knights.