Worst Jokes Ever
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
I got sent to the principal's office after telling the kid in the wheelchair to do a wheelie.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
Your hairline went back faster than your adoption papers!
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
What store can an orphan never find?
Home Depot.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
What’s the difference between chocolate and people?
You can’t buy people nowadays.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
What do alcoholics and amputees have in common?
They are both legless.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Cop: "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia."
Man: "Wait! I can explain everything!"
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.