Worst Jokes Ever
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't know where home is.
Kobe was on fire before his death. He was on fire after too.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
I decided to abort.
What do you call a psychic dwarf on the run? A small medium at large.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
Look at a bag of black grapes. See how dark they are? That’s how I like my men.
25 at a time.
Where do pedophiles go hunting?
Elementary schools.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
Gun control in America is perfect the way it is, because the other day my daughter was seeing a boy and i caught them in bed. Then i pulled out my shotgun and nearly shot him. As he was running away I shouted " The only person allowed to f*ck my daughter is me!".
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Cunt.
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?
Your virginity.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.