Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Your face is a joke.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
FIERY LOS
You want a joke? My entire existence.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
My bumper sticker says: "👋FORMER BABY ON BOARD."
What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
I once made a belt out of clocks.
It was a waist of time.
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
What do you call a midget that waves? A microwave.
I have OCD and ADD, so everything has to be perfect... but not for very long.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.