Worst Jokes Ever
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I am dark humor.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Peanut butter 🧈?
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.