Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do u call an orphan that takes a photo?
A family photo!
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
When the quiet kid tells you not to go to school the next day, but your mom makes you go anyway.
Person: Why? You: No.
Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.
The F in orphan stands for family.
Wait, there is no F. (F)
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Daddy's Home.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
So, one day a teacher asked, "How many of you have thought of committing suicide?" Half of the class raised their hand, but the teacher said, "Where are Jesse and John?"
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
I can't fake the smile for long, as there is weight hanging at both of its ends called depression.