Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
Life as an elevator has its ups and downs.
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Yo mama so ugly, she made Kanye West go east.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
What do you call a clever clock?
Clockwise.
Why are ant colonies very healthy? Because they have lots of antibodies.
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?"
"Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What is a panda's favorite cooking implement?
A pan-duh.
I am never letting Elsa take care of my dog again. Last time she just let it go.
Once my friend's bakery burned down... His business is toast.