Worst Jokes Ever

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.

Q: What do you get when you cross Viagra and Donald Trump?

A: Erection fraud. (Just a joke.)

What's the difference between a light bulb and a woman?

You can screw and unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a woman.

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Why was the Orphan boy gay?

So he can call someone Daddy.

School shooting: Happens.

Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.

American Student: "First time?"

When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark.

But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?

If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?

You want a joke? My entire existence.

When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.

Wanna hear a joke?

Me.

A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"

The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."

"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."

The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."

The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."

"I am. But the steaks are too high."

AIDS?

I like my women like I like my diving pools.

Wet and deep.

Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?

A. Prankenstein.

A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.

I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!