Worst Jokes Ever
At the age of 100, you get a letter from the Queen. At 12, you get a DM from Prince Charles.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
I'm so skinny, I could use floss as a noose.
What do you call a feminist? A Karen.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is the best type of girl to fuck?
Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.
What did Papyrus say when Sans served spaghetti to Frisk?
BONE-Appetit!
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
When I was a child, I was made to walk the plank... We couldn't afford a dog.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.
Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....
Mom: It's a pillow fort.
Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?
Mom: You're almost 19 years old.
Me: Not good enough... OUT!
A Russian walked into a bar... unlucky for him, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.