Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for burgers and fries.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Why can't a T-Rex clap?
He's dead.
When God created women, it was an accident. He meant to make a man, but then "WHOA-MAN!!"
Women are like dogs...
"Where are you going? Where are you going? Where are you going?"
"Can I come? Can I come? Can I come?"
"I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here... I'll wait right here..."
SHOES
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
Q: What do you get when you drop all your potato chips in your couch somewhere?
A: A couch potato. HaHaHa
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip, and he died. That was the last thing we did together, and I will never forget his last words: “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS!”
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. Depression who? Depression you!
When you're driving past a graveyard say: "Wow, people were just dying to get in there."
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
A policeman just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes. That’s ridiculous! My dogs don’t even own bikes!
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Would love to pound Sterling with a 14 lb hammer.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.