Worst Jokes Ever
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Mom asks, "Who are you talking to?"
The child said, "A mistake."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”
– Rodney Dangerfield
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
What was the first thing Thanos snapped?
Loki’s neck.
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued," and it said, "Fuck you."
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
The guard caught one of the fugitives as he tried to escape. All he said was...
"Don't let your guard down."