Worst Jokes Ever
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
If you eat a clock, then does that mean you’ve consumed time?
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
A man walks into his house, only to find out somebody stole all of his lamps. He was absolutely delighted.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
I always win arguments against my handicapped girlfriend; she can't stand for herself.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
"Coincidence on 34th Street."
People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
The doctor said he had good news and bad news. The good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"
Q: Where do smart hot dogs end up?
A: The honor roll.
Alright kids! Find a good place to stop! Then, out of the blue, Billy died. But hey, he went to a better place.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
A person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "Oh, you know, stuff."