Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
A: Whittle by whittle.
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?
Libertarian Party.
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
What is worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?
A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?
A physically disabled heterosexual male.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.
What did I say to the bridge?
Bye, bridge.
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.