Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. 🙂

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams “Oh mash!”

French: C’est l’histoire de deux pommes de terre. Une d’elles se fait Ă©craser et l’autre s’écrie “Oh purĂ©e!”

If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.

Me: Are you okay?

Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.

In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.

I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...

If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.