Worst Jokes Ever
Sister: I don't want to do it, but...
Me: No more butts! Butts are too yuck to be in this sentence.
Me: I'm home, ma! Here's her with a new dad. Her: Go hang with someone. Me: Gets the noose, goes to fav tree. I love you, ma. đ
A French Sans would greet you with the "o bone-jour".
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
English: It's the story of two potatoes, one gets mashed and the other screams âOh mash!â
French: Câest lâhistoire de deux pommes de terre. Une dâelles se fait Ă©craser et lâautre sâĂ©crie âOh purĂ©e!â
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then the lethal dose would be a lifetime supply.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Joe mama so fat, she could not walk the stairs of heaven.
Credits: to my friend.
Last words of the mayor of Hiroshima: âWhat the fuck was that noise?â
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Me: Are you okay?
Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Hi, everyone. Serious question. Would it be illegal to decapitate a worm? Asking for a friend, he's so worried we're going to jail. I'm not. I'm fine. Please reply fast.
Why did Sally fall off of the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Sally.
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs?
Cash and carry.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you... You have my Word.
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
Yo mama so stupid, she studied for the COVID test.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.