Worst Jokes Ever
Stop saying negative shit about dark humor jokes! If it bugs you that bad, then go away! That'll solve everything but world hunger and failed abortion.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
What do you call a snail without a shell?
Dead.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova.
Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt?
She was on fire.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They ain’t got no home to run to.
Why can’t England people play chess? They ain’t got no queen.
Can you drive a pizza? Of course, as long as you change the olive oil.
Aren't paraplegics just plegics that can fly?
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
There was a magician on board the Titanic and said that he could make anything disappear.
Once the ship had gone down one of the passengers said to him, "Go on, so what did you do with the ship then?"
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
What did the priest say to the skunk?
Let us spray.