Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes back to when your dad left you.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Why do orphans hate health ed at school?
Their parents can't opt them out of it.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.
If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.
On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call 4 black guys and 2 white guys?
The Oreo Gang!
I had a horse named Mayo, and sometimes Mayonnaise.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Seeing one of her students making faces at others in the playground, Mrs. Matthews stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that."
The student looked up and replied, "Well, you can’t say you weren’t warned, Mrs. Matthews!"
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why don't Chinese children believe in Santa?
Because they're the ones making the toys.