Worst Jokes Ever
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's a hardware problem.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
They toss and turn to the sound of thunder, but I got watermelon to soothe my slumber!
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.
What do vegetarian zombies eat?
Graaaaiins.
If Silver Surfer and Iron Man teamed up, they would be great ALLOYS!
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
My father is like Houdini. When he heard his girlfriend was pregnant, he disappeared.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL
Hi, I am just wondering who went into my account, 'cause I've changed my password, by the way.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 💸😁
I don’t understand why Christians are so against body piercings. Didn’t Jesus have four?