Worst Jokes Ever
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Do you like pudding? Pudding deez nuts in your mouth!
Why don’t orphans know how to use a phone?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What is the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked!
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
One depressed kid goes to high-five a tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
What do you call an Indian lesbian?
Mingeeta.
I rate you a 9/11.
Two cows are grazing in a field.
One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.