Worst Jokes Ever
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
I had a good time with friends!
I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.
Here are some rules to make a good joke:
1: Don't say “my life.”
2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.
3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
What happens when you are playing Undertale, but it's snowy in town? It SNOWED in town!
What flowers are on your face?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
Join us for more of the story, after the break!
What do you get when I get mixed with coffee?
De-presso.
David? Mitosis.
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."