Worst Jokes Ever
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Sign outside a hair salon: "We'll color your hair or dye trying."
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Easy! Peasy! Lemon Squeezy! 🍋😂
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
This Fairy Tail shirt is only $9.99! Guess you can say that's a fair retail.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
"Mixed vegetables is just special ed class, change my mind."
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
I was thinking of a good accident joke, and I asked my sister. She said, "you."
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.
I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”
Why does a queen have more mobility than the king in chess?
Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Why isn’t there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in a different box.