Worst Jokes Ever
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
A friend called me a while back saying, "I have COVID.... I can't breathe, I really have a hard time breathing."
I reply saying, "Dude, you need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Oh, Lois, that was more scary than Michael Jackson without pants in front of a kid!
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
What was Michael Jackson's favorite word to say to parents and tabloids? "Leave me alone."
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why did Michael Jackson allow little boys to sleep in his house? Because he's bad.
Sup peoples?
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.